wholockshipper:

plot twist: Bilbo gets angry and says to Thorin “listen here you little oakenshit”

antics-of-an-author:

I’m trying to prove something to my little sister.

If you pronounce it as “two-twenty-one B,” go to this post.

If you pronounce it as “twenty-two-one B,” go to this post.

If you pronounce it as “two-hundred-twenty-one B,” go to this post.

lorassed:

why the fuck does vagina=weak and dick=strong
have u ever kicked someone in the dick? they fall to the floor and cry
kick someone in the vagina and i can guarantee u they’ll just punch u in the face
vagina not weak
vagina strong

fasterfood:

half of me wants to be a really physically active person but the other half of me is like “nah son” and how can I argue with that